draeneis:

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

(Source: categorical-abstract-ml)

the-british-pineapple:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

I admire and hate this simultaneously

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

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my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

(Source: jesterdevils)

instructor144:

submissive-seeking:

missnelli1:

tru2bkind:

devoted-sub:

dominajen:

Free Domme-to-English Translator

Entry: Aww, does that hurt?

Translation: I know damn well that it hurts, and I’m having an obscene amount of fun hurting you.


Entry: How are you feeling?

Translation: Are you ready to be used again?


Entry: You’re such a pretty little slut.

Translation: I’m having trouble handling the sheer level of your hotness in this moment. It’s taking every ounce of willpower I possess to keep from pouncing on you and devouring you to the point that you have to call in sick tomorrow to recover.


Entry: Now.

Translation: Please.


Entry: Who do you belong to?

Translation: I own every part of you, and you know it. But it still sends a tingle down my spine when I hear you say it.


Entry: We’ll have a movie night. Just hang out together and watch funny movies. Super low key.

Translation: We both know I won’t be able to keep my hands off of you, and you’re going to end up sprawled across my lap, gasping and squirming as I shove my fingers into at least one of your holes. Super low key.


Entry: Cum for me, pet.

Translation: I own your orgasm and I’m going to rip it from your body, and I won’t stop until you’re a panting, whimpering mess.


Entry: You’re mine.

Translation: I love you.

this is too sweet ❤️

This is too true ❤

Baby boy❤️

Pretty certain this a “universal” Dominant translator 👍👍👍

Concur. ☝️☝️

Deleting my blog tonight!

I’ll be deleting my blog. Here’s my nsfw twitter

twitter.com/ChrysKitten also message me if you want my regular twitter too.

(Source: pokemonxmasterxchris)

not-natalias-porn-blog:

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✖️ Is this PG enough for Tumblr? ✖️

🖤 Female (not) presenting nipple 🖤

kee-yaw-nah:

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wang-fire:

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

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